The Victorian Tabloid

deja vu

2006-11-23T01:10:00.000+08:00

this after exam nothing to do feeling is back again! but its definetely better than having books to accompany u haha. its been so long that i almost forgotten the user name and password! but i still recalled as its such a silly one haha. anyway someday i will be back to reflect my whole life at meridian jc, naybe all of us should do that too! take care and go get a job ba!

moppy

A LEVELS? TO HELL WITH IT

2006-11-12T04:25:00.000+08:00

oh hi..
the exams are halfway through so yes the morons will(i think) be back soon.. or not!

TO HELL WITH THE EXAMS, GIVE US BACK OUR LIVES DAMMIT

still the same old flabby

Notice.

2006-08-19T00:21:00.000+08:00

the moron brothers are all struck with brain cancer and are on the verge of dying. stay tune for more details.

moppy.

The Victorian Tabloid

2006-07-05T02:41:00.000+08:00

The Victorian Tabloid

the gods must be crazy.

2006-07-05T02:37:00.000+08:00

well it seems like the world have really gone crazy. in taiwan there are political chaos, in iran theres this nuclear crisis, in north korea the kim jung whatever croonies refuse to stop threatening to blow the world up and even right here in the eastern part of singapore theres a big problem called the mid year exams.
just as well good riddance to it, the mye finally over. i think i just might fair a bit better than last time for there is no way to deprove anyway. but really, the world really seems to be a terrible place to live in now, dont u think? haha pretty girls are gettin as seldom as my As while gayism is become increasing rampant.
all this shit can only be credited to one person though.that is women. or woman rather. let me explain this very very interesting theory i came up while daydreaming during maths. long long time ago, way before there was anything on earth, there used to be two people living in a garden of eden somewhere someplace. those two people were adam and eve and eve was said to be created from ribs of adam by god. but anyway those two people stayed in the garden for many many time happily naked for they were very much pure people with no brains. god had told eve before that there is this fruit of knowledge that they should not eat for its potent and dangerous.
and being woman, eve just had to eat that damn fruit. can u imagine if she didnt?????!!!!!
there wouldnt be nuclear weapons anymore. THERE WOULDNT BE CHEMISTRY AND MATHEMATICS. how beautiful the world would be!we just have to sing dance and screw around day and night. i wouldnt mind. damn! why cant i just be the first man aka adam. i wouldnt mind having a few more ribs taken out from me to make more eve. ( but they musnt look the same.)
sadly, it was not meant to be.i probably end up failing chemistry.its all eve fault. damn.i hope if i be good and sweet and nice god would put me in such a garden when i die. as a bonus maybe a can get to choose eve too. i swear i wont try to taste the fruit of knowledge. afterall its obviously disgusting.

if everything i said does not make sense, its normal. i guess u had too much of the fruit of knowledge. if u relak one corner for about 1month, i am sure u will end up like this.

get some rest anyway. congrats.
u survived the midyears.

good night!

moppy.

french ownage (think its steriods)

2006-07-03T00:42:00.000+08:00

WOW. wad a performance. personally i was rooting for brazil cos i like sambal football juz like any other singaporean.but if the Performance put on by brazil was flair and entertaining france was all about poise and elegance. like a breakdancer VS. a ballroom dancer.The french have produced many good classy and sinful stuff....french fries, french toast, french wines and french kiss.HAHA . actually i dunno how they managed to pull it off suddenly . steroids? i mean they played like french poodle SHIT in e group stages pls.

wa then zidane suddenly become god like lo.

think he putting on a show all this while la how can suddenly become so shen? french good actors right?put on show act like a oldie den come world cup show his true power.e rest oso.you have a whole cast. its a machamp l.o.t.r la.

zidane is gandalf. come back from e dead.
henry is aragon. the valiant warrior and hero.
ribery who run up and down e whole day cause headache is legolas.aragon's understated sidekick.(maybe juz not as handsome onli)
barthez is grimly. a clown.
viera and makalele is frodo and sam.the unsung heros who faces the greatest challenges.

i reckon zidane, makalele and viera must be the strongest mid field trio currently in e world cup lor.

OREO!

HAHA.

oops.

nights.

Mid yr headache world cup fever

2006-06-30T01:36:00.000+08:00

hello. doing my part go keep dis blog going.lol.i promise to blog at least once a week from now on! yeah man!!

world cup is on....hiaz....it takes u up it takes u down. most pple i know start winning end up losing.Those who should be winning forgot to bet. correct not dharma? hahaha.Anyway i love footie and love a friendly wager.but the emotional turmoil is too great so i decided to stop after breaking even( ok la actually i lost 5 dollars, anybody who told u they broke even are liars and most probably lost money..haha).

one night argentina took me to cloud nine after winning a bundle the next day italy took me down to the bowels( i think rectem) of hell.and the next day esther lai took me to her office.(i should have stayed in hell).i stopped after that match.staring into blank space at 5am after losing the match is just not good especially when the night b4 u very happy and could sleep blissfully.imagine dis fucking cycle going on and on everyday. its like getting dumped one day den getting patched back and sex the other on off on off.(no i am still a virgin btw tt was juz an anology).definately not good for studying haha.u only work on ur mental sums and probability skills.

speaking of principal i think i must have had some ass luck tt day. an innocuous fonecall from the school summoned me to haslinda office whereby we talked bout my results and stuff. cool stuff and the scolding and stuff was good motivation to study. e only mistake was tt i said i watched e world cup i said i watched " 1 or 2" matches and only watched e " 9 pm" ones but tt seemed tantamount to murder and was the weapon against me later on by miss lai.so after going off i got another fone call dis time the sch clerk said esther lai wants to see me.

hong gan.

wtf. all my frens never kanna y i kanna. cos i too handsum izit?lol. anyway a long story short is that esther lai sures know how to make u feel like SHIT and a worthless piece of crap.i put on my blurfuck face and juz nodded.( trying to answer back is suicidal trust me). but she still shoot me left right center. den say still want see my parents summore. hiaz.

oh well chemistry is gone. i hope i can pass my math can econs tt will be sum progress from fff. lol i cant get any worse anyway!

tts all nights!

elgay

confessions of a botak

2006-06-28T23:44:00.000+08:00

amist the disgusting midyrs, i shall make a feable attempt to salvage our blog and distress.

its been a week since i shaved my head and it been an eye opening experience really.. being a Victorian.. i used to baulk at our track and cross country rivals, chinese high, for their cleanly shaved heads.. to think tt im one of them now..

Its amazing how doing something together can bond the team.. i dunno abt the others but i definitely feel the team is more united after opting for our latest hairdo.. being a lonely botak, dere seems to be a sense of belonging when the guys are hanging around, comparing with one another who looks better without hair.. it is satisfying to know that everyone in the team is willing to sacrifice a part of themselves to boost the team's morale.. raymond can no longer admire his golden fringe and jon cannot smear wax before he goes to sleep.. regardless of our result at national champs, im proud of the guys and losing some hair is definitely worth it.. kudos to the botaks!

imagine if the girls team decides to shave too!! though it would not happen in another million light years, it would be cool to see a bunch of natalie portmans amongst out team.. she looked awesome in v for vendetta anyway..

dere are downsides.. apart from looking a like a fierce jailbird with a scar from a slash during one of those routine gangfights and getting those "hey ah beng wads up stares".. im tired of explaining to ppl that im not a ns man.. not to mention the reaction from my mom, "want to be a monk ah?" still not quite used to it though.. end up swishing a palm full of shampoo when i end up realising tt a 5cent coin size of it will do.. elton warned us abt the period when ur hair is neither long nor short.. ends up looking like a stiff brush.. we'll see abt tt when the time comes..

for the time being.. its back to the midyrs

dharma

its a sad sad situation.

2006-06-04T23:22:00.000+08:00

it seems like our blog is on the brink of extinction already!!! with everyone else doing training, girlfrening and cs-ing it seems like the mundane job of upkeeping the blog have fallen on Mighty Moppy(pardon the pun i did not mean it !!) so with the blessings of butty i am here to simply talk cock, or rather update on our skool life, which is still - cock.

life have been rather boring for everyone i guess thats normal. but i heard that in vj there are like beauty pagents in the school during normal school days and not during prom. thats like freakin cool! like u get to see eye candies/or not so eye candish people on stage everyday before lesson. maybe mj should start that too. but it would be kind of sad. cos the people going up would probably be the teachers due to a CHRONIC shortages of good-looking people around. so if u are sweet and chio and cute and hot, please do put mj as ur first choice should u be sitting for ur Os at the end of this year, at least i can help save the J1 guys from losing hope in the female race.

not that there are no good-looking girls around though, there are, but they simply do not appear at mj. they probably received news of our hopeless guy population too.

therefore i have tot of a spectacular plan for mj. since we do not have enuff people to fill for our beauty pagents, we will then hold " THE SWAN" compeition, where everyone in mj can be eligible, including me! i would really like to see if they can grow me taller wahahaa. so yeah so the welfare of the entire student popujlation i will be putting that into the 'organise school activities' in the ivle portal, please pray for good news.

Lifes a bitch, midyear is coming right after the june holidays and one week of it has already crumbled away . though we had one week of lectures, (sad to say) my class only did turn up for one day. haha there was a significant empty three rows during everylecture save for a few that did turn up. instead of going for lectures we ended up at changi village eating nasi lemak or city hall slacking/studying, which wasnt that bad after all!! haha. i guess our tutors really given up on us already la.

i read in the news papers that students in indonesia are having depressions or trama that they cannot go to school because of the onslaught of natural disasters.

forgive me but U HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. DEPRESSION??? no way ba! maybe thats just for me. haha

ok so thats it, i want to sleep already haha. should u really feel bored or something maybe u should too think of something for mj to brighten our gloomy lives. something to to tune of hot bodies compeition or swimsuit specials etc.

i will ppromise i wont ever skip school again if that happens.

if that happens la....

moPPy

concerts

2006-05-20T22:59:00.001+08:00

band concert was boringly sleepable. plus it didn't even have an encore.. how damn bloody boringly boring is that??!?!?!!! what concert on earth doesn't have an encore? okay let's exclude the mj choir concert, but at least it was more interesting than the band one (i'm sorry band nuts but its true). but who cares about concerts when nabisco has set up a new factory?

maybe we should hold a piano concert staring people such as our dear moppy or even eternality? woohoo that would be entertaining.

-flabby

THE MORONS ARE BACK!

2006-05-16T23:59:00.000+08:00

wow its been a while since i've been here.. i've been busy with cs among some other stuff. and yes that stands for counter-strike(stop laughing you assholes i know you are).

anyway, since moppy's talking about colin & kero, let me just share what i think. well, i think they are just a pair of attention seeking gay gays. i've got nothing wrong with gays either, but their AA posts are just wayyyyyy too disturbing. who in their decent state of mind(not that either of them are considering their sexuality) would want to tell the the rest of the world every single detail of what they have done for the past few days? i wonder when they'll start talking about how intimate and pleasurable their sex was the night before..

and since we're on the topic of gays, here's HARD GAY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFKpriH8s0g
type "hard gay" in the search bar for more HARD GAY!

check out the new malay cleaner who usually hangs out around the gallery toilet area and near the canteen. i'm not being racist okay, its just that he happened to be a malay. so anyway, he's not really very stable up there and he talks to the people he walks past. i was changing in the toilet today when he walked in, and just stood beside the bench staring at the wall. i dunno if he was acting like he was peeing or what coz i didn't dare to look over at him. after i was done, he started talking to me:

mr. cleaner: okay already ah? i need to tell you something important...
flabby: ya huh??
mr. cleaner: orh okay. you know ah.. cleaning the toilet is my job. you all don't need to clean toilet one. sometimes i wanna clean, then the boy say 'never mind never mind' i clean. later the teacher come in say boy why you clean toilet not in lesson? yada yada yada. so next time ah boy, just let me clean the toilet. it is my job, don't worry.
flabby: oh okay, thank you very much ah. errrrr...??
mr. cleaner: it's my job, yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada.
flabby: *pats his back and points a thumbs up* kk thanks, bye! phew..

i think he's abit crazy haha.. but kinda entertaining nonetheless. at least the only thing he does is talk rubbish. haha.

don't forget to study for your tests and mid-years little boys and girls! cheers!

flabby

revival.

2006-05-16T22:19:00.000+08:00

well it has been ages people type stuff into this blog, much less gossip. anyway to start the ball rolling go visit colinandkero.blogspot.com for insights into girlish gay life.but a note of concern pl do have ur meal before that lest u lose ur appetite. the blog is about two lesbianish gay(pardon the pun) who blog about their daily life. one of them supposely works in a bubble tea shop in jurong point so please do VISIT him.i mean, i am fine with gays and stuff but FARK! gays dun take neoprint and sing k box together for heavens sake. heck, they start and end every sentence with dear.Thats like so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet .

'mUAckS mUacKs :) :)'

FArK them.

anyway back track a little i have yet to thank all for the birthday wishes and present, my class who presented me with a 40D ( waaaaa!) BLUSH! bra and many many sweets and moron brothers and ken for the physics thingie.

which means shit. i am 18.
i can smoke drink drive and make babies. and of course i have to protect my country.
but yet i cant watch RA movies. i am sure that makes lotsa sense.
dun worry, i believe i will be watching alot while i am protecting the country anyway.
and they will be like better and free versions. haha.

JC sucks. really. thats like the gazillionth time it is said. it sucks the life out of everyone making us faceless zombies with no energy. thankfully i got people around me who still radiate some sparks out like the boys and my class! i think my class is the only one that everyone possess a sense of humor save for very very few. and the girls bitch like the boys bitch like the girls!
so yeah, its cool. we should make pri school 2 years sec skool 6 years and jc 4 years. that would rock really, in terms of the friendship gained and stuff. heck i dun even remember all my pri six classmates anymore la!!!
maybe thats just me. which also probably explains why i keep failing chemistry.\

six months more before we take the all so mighty A levels. before that we have a huge stumbling block.

no its not the midyears.

its world cup.
haha

to share a quote from my class to our dearest econs teacher who urged us to sttudy hard for the mid years during the june hols.
" U can take the A levels everyyear, should u fail, BUT u only can watch the world cup ONCE every four years."

YesSsa!!! thats the spirit!!!!
haha

P.S i learnt the hard way :if u kana dirty red thing onto face = pimples! haha

derrick

keeping our blog alive

2006-05-11T23:57:00.000+08:00

wow!
It been light years since anyone here decided to blog about anything.. maybe its the lack of mbrothers meetings recently.. everyone's busy with their own stuff.. moppy with his private dates with denousse.. bae with his rage faction and swarovski and i have no idea wads with elgay.. havent seen him anywhere around.. not even in the gym where he gets his usual chest enlargement.. no gossip meetings= no tabloid news..

Went for mj's choir concert on wed after training.. i must say i was enjoying myself looking at some faces while submerged in the music.. mj choir certainly has some really enthusiastic peeps.. they get so engrossed in their vocals tt they start to look real funny.. nostrils enlarging.. eyes shut.. But on the overall i thought the concert was good.. was my first choir concert anyway.. oh heres something interesting tt happened.. elgay msged me during the concert and said after this our turn.. some lean on me.. HAHAHA.. i dun ever want to remind myself of the horror experience where i took centerstage just for 3 hours of cip..

before i end off.. i've noticed something recently.. gays are taking over.. this months of april and may have been the gayest months of the year.. spotted tons of people from the broken wrist society in our very own mj.. leaping into the air with their 2 legs up and swinging their ever-loose hands.. even tv mobile is promoting gayism with their broadcast of 'designer guys'.

dharma

block test blues

2006-04-02T22:23:00.000+08:00

F F F.

well now at least i know i cant do any worse.

HAHA

elgay

Post Block Test Syndrome(PBTS)

2006-03-26T18:53:00.000+08:00

Juz like moppy, im suffering from PBTS too... though of a different nature... While he is having an oestrogen level outburst and suffering from acute auntycitis(probably blogged with a stolen SK2 facial treatment mask from his sis), I'm down with trainicitis. National Junior Championships are up in a week and i have no mood for anything except training. the MR500 was great!! the team performed well with jac and vasin both coming in 3rd for their events.. i was relatively happy with my performance considering how close i was to that NTU bugger.. the hwa chong guy that got last seemed rather distraught though.. michelle said he was walking around aimlessly.. i certainly hope hes still sane. coz insane ppl arent good to mess with..maybe he would be back with a vendetta....

Speaking of vendetta, watched V for Vendetta the other day. a cool movie abt indespicable politics, terrorism, totalitarianism and liberation.. though politics is something i cant understand, the shows give an slight phantom of the opera meets the matrix feel.maybe with abit of zorro action. natalie portman's performance was delightful too. with or without her hair. im refering to the real one if u have any sneaky ideas up your sleeves.

dere was this man/women selling vietnam and thai cuisine at the le meridien food court.. it was a quite a slight with all the customers giving funny glares while he/she was serving them. all least he/she is on a decent path of living unlike the fellow compatriots at changi..

somehow moppy has an uncanny ability to blog crap coz i cant seem to think of much stuff to talk about.. maybe the facials and eye creams have done him abit of good.. wonder whats the active ingredients in those beauty products.. maybe its methyl insanecylate..

oops.. i think PBTS has really gotten into me.. im uttering absolute rubbish. which is what this blog is supposed to be all about in the first place.

dharma

cold sunday afternoon.

2006-03-26T17:08:00.000+08:00

its kind of strange when we dun have blog test anymore. it seems like a sense of emptyness suddeenly descended on me! so therefore i am here in front of the computer embarking on a another talking shit journey.
maybe sometimes its kind of cool when u can be female. haha then when u have nothing to do the time u can go do like facial or shopping , play mahjong or talk onthe phone like my aunt does. instead being guys ,the act of going shopping with other guys wont be very respected much less about facials!we just sleep when we have nothing to do.
but thats isnt that bad after all!

growing old then is a terrifying thing. i think when i grow old i would go start selling tissue paper to the cars parked at east coast beach after like midnight. i would go like ' tissue paper tissue paper !!!' and peep into those engine-running-windows-drawn up-front-seats-down cars.

yeah that would be good. one packet ten dollar.
ten car hundred dollars.
not bad.haha.

but really i dun know what i want to do when i grow up sia. i think everyones like that.heck i dun even know what course i wanna do in university! i just want to slack for the rest of my life la. damn why isnt there a occupation like that ar.
i think i just try to study as hard and secure a place in U first while start trying to find out what i wanna to do in school from now!.

school is cool i learnt a lot of things from my new class. haha i realise cao cao is a singer not a general from romance of three kingdom. i learn that FFF is flirt fuck forget and not refering to grades. i guess i also sort of learnt my third chinese song . not bad already!

lifes boring sia! if only i could like play every single song on piano and sing along, that would be fun sia. can go busk too!

table tennis compeition coming i i might be playing for mj. not bad i can get my ass kicked by those sickening good underaged china dweebs again.
damn.

health and fitness better.

-for firmer breast join H and F-.

moppy.

cacophony

2006-03-24T23:26:00.000+08:00

actually i am not sure the spelling for cacophony but anyway never mind. well anyway theres lotsa things that happened in schooll recently. block test for one is something we all wanna forget( except alvin). it seems like the dream of moron brothers to receive our a level cert from miss lai next year is a tad too hard to acheive. but maybe still can get( if there is) best improvement award la), from OFF to OED or something.

anyway the new batch is in and it seems like the process of puttin the freshies into uniform somewhat destroyed the abilities of the moron brothers to do talent scouting in the canteen. damn!

on a different note, sargas won the 2nd orientation campfire and overall. i wasnt there when it happened and i sort of felt a twinge of regret for not staying back to watch the performance. but nevertheless their OHL is one of my freshie and i am quite proud of that! he had sent an sms to us to thank all the ogls for the inspiration we had on him and i sort of wondered what did i really contributed to sargas! maybe the oreos and yupi gummy bears i bought did the trick! overall i am super thankful that the og i got was entu and they are quite bonded now. thats probabiy the best sastifaction one could get!

life in jc suck big time. so much that we had two recent sucide cases and god knows how many that happened in the past. luckily being obnoxiously happy people i never had that kind of tendency. besides it would kind of suck if u die and haven had or did so many things. if any of u do have such feelings pl do read this blog more often. u will realise u are not the only crazy people on this earth then. should that not work u should definetely consult elton on the secret of happiness in life- kechoking. this addiction will definetely change ur life.

well, at least it changed his.

always look on the bright side of life,
moPPy!

on a side note being a slow retard i only just realise that friendster have this photo grabbing function!!! while i have not grabbed any photo yet this is quite actually quite cool! it allows u to do new things like defacement and idolisation. wahaha.

take care then.

blog tests

2006-03-24T00:58:00.000+08:00

ownage.

blocktests 1 elgay 0

kochoke champion

2006-03-21T18:14:00.000+08:00

jc life really sucks.. i also wanna be champion. but everyday also study, where got time to be champion? eh but come to think of it, even if cannot be bodybuilding champion, still can be kochoke champion right anot elton!

anyway all you idiots reading this now, please go study for the freaking block tests la. hopefully i won't blog till i fail my exams or something.
GOOD LUCK WE ALL NEED IT!

flabby

2006-03-21T00:33:00.000+08:00

TOMORROW ECONS FUCK I STILL DUNNO MARKET STRUCTURE.

life passes by too fast. too fast. no time to stop and smell the flowers.

Fuck jc life backside la. dunno whether got time to be champion.

elgay

Stress

2006-03-08T00:31:00.000+08:00

Stress has taken down many, especially college students like us. But is it a good reason for departure?

Most people have not had a taste of defeat, a taste of being at the bottom. Many took it as a joke when someone scores 0 or 1 for a paper. Put yourself in that situation, how would you feel?

For those in the same boat as me, let defeat be nothing but education, nothing but the first step for something better. Persevere, and soon your difficulties and obstacles will vanish into air.

Although life is one damned thing after another, never let this medley of extemporanea tear you down, hang on.

With sympathy and condolences,
uGin

funeral for a friend

2006-03-07T22:21:00.000+08:00

he departed this world on monday..

a nice guy..
a fellow classmate..
a loyal liverpool supporter..

ultimately a true blue victorian..

the apparent reason why he tooked the leap?
POSSESION as many chinese culture believers may put it..
Maybe in more scientific terms.. its could be hallucination, temporary mental insanity and even schizophrenia..
there could be no other reasons..
he was perfectly fine the day b4... went to tuition with a few friends.. even won 10 dollars from a soccer bet..

who would have seen it coming in the wee hrs of the morning?

my heartfelt condolences and deepest sympathy to his family..
he will certainly be dearly missed by fellow classmates and loved ones..

SUICIDE
2 cases in a matter of days..
the coincidence?
both are jc students.. probably highlights the dumb stress that jc students are facing..
regardless of all that stress.. stress can nver be a good reason for a person to end his life..
is there really any problem that cant be solved.. or can be solved by ending your life?
It is an escape maybe.. an escape that requires a hell lot of 'courage'..

This world, this world is cold.. but you don’t, you don’t have to go..

dharma

RI? ACSI?

2006-03-05T01:28:00.000+08:00

Hmmmm...

If RI boys rule the country,
and ACSI boys own it,
then we VS boys obviously own RI and ACSI.
muahahaha! (RGS Girls? Not worth mentioning!)

-flabby

big thanks to ammonia

2006-03-05T01:16:00.000+08:00

The rules:
Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true
leave the Fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana
I have been in a threesome.(fivesome actually)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor evrywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid at sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really,really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single!
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I dislike them.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God(click).
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex.
I am happy at this moment!!
I'm obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced. WANNA SEE?
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk(swear) in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical, the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex
I love being happy
I am an adrenaline junkie

stabbed by captain stabbin:
all the 4557 of you who read this blog!

- THE MORON BROTHERS!

Through Wall

2006-03-04T18:19:00.000+08:00

There's this craze in school now about walking, running and jumping through walls and pillars.
Out of curiousity, i tried it and it really worked.

sQueeshy

-reborn-

2006-02-26T15:54:00.000+08:00

Finally i am back.
i apologise for my long delay due to me checking out the prerequsites for joining NYP. i heard its a cool place there where people do films with their handphones!!! so should i not graduate to uni i can head there and be a star in 10- min long videos.
then u guys can support me by buying t-shirts cups and other memerobilia named after me.

anyway enough bout that already i shall go on to something else. since last time we blogged and got our selves a few New friends, i think its better to mock something else.

anyway i read with great amusement that malaysia seems to be building a new causeway to replace the old one . the funny thing is they never really did informed Sngapore about it.
And they said that it would be one ' scenic half-bridge'!!!!!!
huh?
how can a bridge be scenic when its half????
wait a min, how can it even be a bridge when its half????
Kars kant fly kant swim u noe unless they can james bond or something la.
i dun understand sia. maybe politics is like that, its not meant to be understood.just like chemistry.

to the local news, i read this article which featured old ACSI boys working in the singapore sports council.
it wrote:
RI boys may rule the country, but ACSI boys own it.

FUCK U!!!!
we VS boys pay our taxes too u bitch!!!!

just because their school not some funny funny motto means good leh. our nil sine labore is obviously better. we even live by the opp of it . labore nil sine
we labor without hard work k, much smarter than them...

but really if RI boys rule the country and ACSI boys own it then what do we VS boys do????

oh i noe.
we SLACK in it. labore nil sine u see.

GET thaTT RIGHT.maybe i should study really hard and be a journalist.then i can publish biase remarks. maybe the moron brothers should all become journalist. then with elGAY as the chief editor of the newspaper we can call it-- ' The Straight Times'

but its kinda of unfair leh. what bout catholic high and chines high boys????
i think maybe they just sit down there and peitition and protest against the RI ENGLISH rule or something.

monfort how???

er...ER...

they just play badminton la.

see ya soon.
moPPy

p.s this entry solely trys to invoke laughter only. if u do not find it amusing just laugh off at my feeble attempt.take care then.

MIA

2006-02-23T21:51:00.000+08:00

Seems like the rest of them are busy with their stuff, and I'm the only active one here.

Elton: Busy hiding behind the LTs hanky pankying with *ahem*.
Alvin: Busy with his *ahem*. Forever going out siaL.
Dharma: Busy with his sapam rowing and girls who are crowding around him like mbrother's one and only meh-neh-___ *ahem*.
Derrick: I've got no idea what this asshole is busy with. Forever not in skool.

Anyway, yes.. this place will soon become my blog. DOMINATION.

There's these two things which actually amazed me, serious:

1: This happened a few days back. I was on my way home from school after training on bus 55 when this SR girl boarded the bus. She sat down on one of the four royal seats in those classic SBS buses where u're able to see you fellow passangers. The bus accelerated and she dropped some stuff on the floor. This kind lookin auntie opposite her picked it up for her and guess wat...? it's TWO brand new bottles of RENU contacts solution. The news is already burning hot and yah, i don't know why she bought it. Blind herself so that she can get out of that sheet school of hers? =x

2: That day Mr. Aaron Luke Tan (alt) wanted the list of name of my kids who're going to be playing for nationals. NRIC, class and yah dah yah dah. Some of them didn't give me their full name and yes, I had to go ask them one by one. I came to this name "Janice Yip" on the list. "oei, what's your full name?" and guess wat she did...?!?! SHE TOOK OUT HER NRIC TO CHECK HER NAME. OMG!!! and amazingly, she found out that her full name is YIP SZE YING JANICE. anyway, she's my v.cap. =)

gtg collect some knee guard sia. uGin and his broken knee.

sQueeshy

Total Defence Day

2006-02-15T23:16:00.000+08:00

my post here ain't got any link to the title alrite? haha.

anyway, for some bloodie reason my name is up on the chem notice board, bout the chem test last week. i'm the last guy out of us 3 jus becoz i'm in 224 and their class is of a lower digit and yes, for fuck sake, ZERO cos i didnt take the fuckin paper not ZERO cos i'm dumb. although i might still be on the same sheet (shit) of paper if i've taken it, it wouldnt be so bloody obvious at the bottom right? hell man...

anyway, i found some bikers in skool. but pavement seems to be a better choice for them. tat's jus lyk playin ping pong on the teachers' table with our calculator cover. =)

forget it.
alrite, happy total defence day... ENJOY~!

sQueeshy

my valentine.

2006-02-13T21:45:00.000+08:00

damn our blog is getting really dead. since tomolo is valentine day i shall now start to mutter some rubbish regarding love then.
firstly, my mom had some chinese horoscope book which she had me to read a couple of days back. she particularly refered me to the studies section which said that this year is not a particularly good year for dragon babies to excel in their studies. cool, at least i got some xcuse should i fail my a levels. being me, i ' accidently looked under the love section which said that dragon babies would find love this year...

so now where i start to talk cock....

if dragon babies should find love this year then all our girlfren also dragon ar! furthur more the book said i should beware of the snake and goat. so means i am fine la!! cos all my fren dragon.cool.

so which means according to the stars in the sky i should be looking for a 1988 baby, ( girl preferably) , with no relations to goat and snake, and have the favorite colours of green and brown.

which means we are all lookin for the same girl , for we are all DRAGONS!!!

kkk, i thhink we can consider girlfren sharing then. there isnt so many other dragons with the stated qualifications.

sigh... have a nice valentines day.with ur other dragons i hope.

if not...

moppy
said.

coincidence.

2006-02-12T11:29:00.000+08:00

i realised at the far side of this world lies a group of people who shares the same interest as us. they too have nicknames for everyone!!! and there are 5 of them!!! and they are sisters!!! maybe we should merge...haha.

moPPy.

Biking

2006-02-07T13:12:00.000+08:00

If we wait for the traffic to clear and drivers to learn to share the roads with us, might as well forget it!
-uGin 2:14

Pray for Us

2006-02-06T14:46:00.000+08:00

Suumm...
Leeeeaaaannnn...
Pllleeeaassee...
Soo Juusstt...
I Juussttt...

sQueeshy

turbulance.

2006-02-03T00:34:00.000+08:00

in the midst of a super bad flu i had to come up with this entry to summarise and dispel all the happenings in this week. firstly apparantly two assholes from here decided to impersonate me for no reason at all. at least they didnt type bad stuff or they would die horribly. anyway this period here have been a challenging one for us for somehow or the other we have suddenly became MARKED men. this is probably due to the content on the blog which all of us here sees it as nothing offensive.
actually Come ON!! i mean a blog contains whatever the authors want to rant and bitch bout. we did not come up with a blog to tell others how gay we are or our gay exploits or what did we buy at NTUC today. we are here to provide entertainment for ourselves in a self-depreciating and fun manner to substantiate or boring lives in jc. somehow or the other we had accidently stepped on other people toes without even bitching bout anyone. however we never intended to critically harm anyone feelings.For the goodwill of the weak and the weak-hearted we then advise u to better not visit our blog. To us gossipiing and bitching means hackin down a persons character, something that we certainly do not do. we do not go around saying how horny or bastardly a person is. what we do however :) , is to laugh at the ongoings that happens around the school. we never wanted to create the blog to be another xiaxue, to have supporters but if people support us then so be it.
as such, we would not let this episode take us down. we will definetely still entertain ourselves with the stuff around school by bloggin in our usual manner that we do.however we woulnt mind anyone tag comments on our blog to give CONSTRUCTIVE feedback to us. to our detractors who bear grudges against us, we would not bother to rebuke u anymore for there is no need to.

faux pas philosophor(damn hard to spell) moppy have this phrase for everyone!

'for those that hate us no convincing is enough, for those that believe in us no convincing is required.' moppy 1:23

we hope we gave our thoughts on this episode and we hope to have ur love.haha take care and see ya.

moPPY.

p.s we also certainly hope we wont fail our As bloggin! :)

elementary

2006-01-31T22:55:00.000+08:00

By a stroke of sheer luck, elgay thinks he has stumbled upon e author of the f-sis. and surprisingly, its not even one of the pple we initially had in mind.(pink panther theme..haha)......and since we have realised that something wad we write actually could affect some pple SO much.......especially somebody we don't even know or have not bothered bout....we have decided to remove that post if it will make anybody feel any better

ps:that below quote onli refers to fishballs...LOL

MBrothers

fishballs

2006-01-31T17:28:00.000+08:00

"i like the fishballs, damn big and bouncy. thats how i like all my balls." -elgay

Courtesy of the M. Brothers

world peace.

2006-01-28T23:00:00.000+08:00

apparantly some of our over zealous fans have started a blog to honour the contributions we have made to society. wow!!! i must say i am certainly impressed!!! like us they are as proficient in swear words as ours in gossips!!! i was thinking...if dharma arm big no balls then my arm small got lotsa balls la!!!!

but no leh , last time i check i only got two!!!! how??? can tell me why??? i mean since u guys got nothing to blog bout blog bout this la!!! but anyway u guys should relax la, if u kind of need friends visit www.friendster.com ( accounts free, f-sisters login should be quite unique so yeah .no worries confirm can get account!!!)
dun worry we linked u so see ya soon. personally i am super amused and perturbed by ur posts for we dun remember offending anyone in any way.ur postings, on the other hand, left a tremendous and deep psychological scar on all . as such we realise that being ourselves wasnt really the best way to get friends. we seriously hope that somewhere in the near future u will come to love us as we love u.
with lotsa lotsa love
moPPy!!

where is the love?

2006-01-28T02:06:00.000+08:00

Wa...now we got hate club.macham U.S highschool bitch-fest catfight. visit f-sisters.blogspot.com for more info.THIS SHOWS MBROTHERS IS HEADING IN E RIGHT DIRECTION FOR SUPERSTARDOM.Cos every celeb has their critic!yup yup u cant be a superstar without haters.so looks like f-sisters has helped us step a level... haha.Hey hey hey....where is the love man? y the flaming and the all e hate ?lol... elgay is a peace-loving guy you know? Den u say canoeing arm big nvr say my arm big i quite sad too....and why must you bring up the matter bout being gay? i have enough problems as it is now with that stupid stigma,if u dun believe i am not gay u leave me one night with ur mom or sister den nex morning find out k?LOL.hey.....Are you all really girls? or guys faking as girls? cos lesbians are hot in their own unique way.... you should intro urselves to us.well whoever you all are, u seem quite lonely and sad, so much angst, if you need some friends, the mbrothers can always help you find some.Well...just wanna let you know that ur appearence has amused and excited the mbrothers greatly and generated alot of interest for the tabloid so we would like to thank you for that in that aspect.your comments bout us while negative are however highly amusing and comical so we find no point in bothering to take offense with a person who either has not or dare not reveal himself.Cheers!hope that there can be some lovin~~!!

elgay

Another Milestone Record

2006-01-28T00:29:00.000+08:00

2500 viewer Milestone.

Here, The Moron Brothers would AGAIN like to thank:
1. everyone for their continual support for visiting our page.
2. those who've been refreshing their browser non-stop to bring up our viewer rate.
3. and of cos, ourselves! Also for refreshing our browser non-stop, when making amendments to make sure the site is presentable.

Once again, thank you pple...

Mbrothers

The power of blogs

2006-01-27T01:34:00.000+08:00

Blogs have evolved from personal diaries to information super highways. a good analogy to describe the world of blogs would be the open sea.. where people play battleships.. trying to sink ships with scheming tactics and missles of explicit content. It is indeed amazing wad blogs can be used for in recent times. there i am sitting back not bothering to post anything and at the same time wondering my balls are(should be at my groin if im nt wrong) when a blog pops up and calls us a bunch of homosexual cats. how cool. and wads the greatest thing about blogs? we dun even know who these feline namers are.

We're on a MISSION

2006-01-26T23:50:00.000+08:00

The Moron Brothers will be having audition next week on wednesday. For what, it'll be a secret for the time being.

But for now, you guys out there can sponsore us with SUM luck. Thanks...

Oh yah. And we sincerely apologise to those whom The Moron Brothers have disturbed during common recess and break today in the canteen when we made elgay sing. (if ya call that singing) We're really sorrie for our wrong actions. Please forgive us.

And one last thing. Happy Lunar New Year to ALL. =)

amen
sQueeshy

Just another innocent kid

2006-01-25T00:13:00.000+08:00

we were in the PE dept. Miss Choy was on the couch bouncing around, SUM nv seen before stunts from her. she was nice to us, maybe becoz we wanted to book the courts only and not there to ask for trouble, lyk irritating her?

then, this young fella came in.

"erm.. hello. May i borrow some balls to play?"
"Would you please specify?"

the next thing u realise: that kid broke a glass panel while having fun with his volleyBALL.

sQueeshy

The Victorian Tabloid

2006-01-15T21:38:00.000+08:00

wow, it has been freaggin long since i have blog and its probably due to my acute lazycitis. anyway first things first we would all like to wish Mr dharma wank a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! hope u win at the nationals and ur comp to justify ur effort during ur crazy training.
Also congrats to elton who won some river raft race today!!! he got second in the under 60 category( where the raft must be below 60 kg). this is probably due to the tons of water he lost at east meadows, the residence of our best canoist in town. anyway no matter what congrats morons u all did well!!!

besides that i shall now talk bout the life in skool now and before. firstly i have changed class and its kinda of strange as its a whole new different atmosphere. firstly my class primary converse wif chinese one language i am not too famailiar with.( but given my past credentials, i am sure i can cope haha.)

my first day in school was super disgusting, i had to endure writing 400 times of ' i will be early for maths' by our maths teacher, who happens to be probably doulbe my size and weight. then mr. naresh furthur brighten my day by meomeorising my name and promise to call me during lecture. probably the only gratifaction is that during chem it is super slack and i am probably gonna fail chem if we continue this way!!!

but anyway yeah so thats bout my class. on a different note it shall comment on the super cool happenings around school.

1)confrontasi 2006 was a super cool event by organiser attica .its a event fought between two sides one all dark blue and the other side half dark blue. apparantly the first battle was won by the former and the second by the latter.the final showdown has yet to begin....

2) sky blue, snow white and jet ( yuehan note, its JET not JACK. we dun go for guys,my fren) black are probably the most happening things around. they can form the meridian sailormoon club. undoubtly jet black probably is da leader. dunno why ngiam say E4, E5 we where got E??? i tot she alhena??

3) new pairings are sighted in school and around towns while old ones seems to have broke off. i guess its normal la

i shall blog bout other stuff really soon including the return of queen armadila in star wars as she try to conquer the realms of guangDa and also my new chinese new year resolutions!!!!( since i forgotten to make my new year ones)

yet on a very different note, i would like to say my ex- class rocks and i hope everyone is doing fine and i hope that my new class gets more united cos we are now like rojak cos we are all from differnt classes!!!

Moppy!!!

Thank u!

2006-01-15T16:15:00.000+08:00

I want to thank...
my manager and financial assitance, my father, for helping me leading into the last few days of comp.
my sister for helping me take photos.
my mother for refraining from nagging me.
my friends who turned up, althought u were late.
my coach for guiding and mentoring me
my gym buddies for pushing me and teaching me.pple like dex,clarence and all the rest,too many to mention.Gilbert for convincing me to load.Ibrahim for teaching me to shed the last 2 kgs,double H for encouraging me.
Anybody who i gave attitude or made sad leading to the comp, especially those close to me like my girl.
Those people who wasted ten minutes of their lives to help me cut down by pressing the treadmill...haha,Dharma,alvin and others i cannot remember at press time.those helped alot.
My body for not breaking down on me.

i could not have done it without help.Thank you! the countdown begins....3....2.....?

elgay

Gangsters in MJC - Half Nailed

2006-01-14T14:30:00.000+08:00

It was just like those drama serial you see on your television.

She was so apologetic, she asked for atiqah's no. from Tian Wei her OGL. And of course, he got to know the incident through the mouths of DHS girl's OGmates. And guess what...? It was reported to higher authorites.

BIG 5 and DHS girl have already settled their problem, but things were just too late. Elle and Bai were called up by Pancratius and got a hell lot of scolding. The other 3 members of BIG 5 were yet to be called up.

The Moron Brothers will check things out ASAP we promise, to satisfy your desire of red hot happenings in MJC.

Anyway, who is Snow White? And i've already noticed JACKblack since 1st day of school. haha. She was in E4 or E5 for 1st day of orientation. just normal...

AH NOR still the BEST AR~!

~sQueeshy

colour mania

2006-01-13T19:25:00.000+08:00

sky blue,
jet black,
snow white,

and counting!
still more to come, proudly brought to you by

THE MORON BROTHERS

ps. love never dies.

-flabby

Gangsters in MJC

2006-01-12T19:12:00.000+08:00

just because she wore your RGS uniform.

the BIG 5 - ati, bai, nao, chel and elle.

Konfrontasi 2006BIG 5 confronted this poor DHS girl who was in RGS uniform in the college canteen at 1400hour today. with nao and elle at the side line, ati and bai bombarded her with countless questions. i'm sure she was terrified by OOI, their DA JIE DA. she was standing there and as usual, equipped with her ah lian face. tat poor girl surely pee-ed in her pants. i mean... skirt. yeah.

she was apologetic, they let her off.

no fight sia. =(

BASKET~!~! wat bout tat bloody DHS girl with the VICTORIAN tie???
bahh...

proudly brought to you by,
sQueeshy =)

Welcome to 2006

2006-01-02T23:35:00.000+08:00

happy new year to everyone, and more importantly, happy schooling!

flabby

damn damn damn

2005-12-31T01:16:00.000+08:00

dear santa
with reference to wish 4, u freaggin lied to me again. just as well i shall be free of distractions next year. damn u.

on a happier note, its gonna to be a new year so yeah! we are so going to die studying.

good riddance!
moppy

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

2005-12-25T16:59:00.000+08:00

looks like moppy has also made some christmas wishes of his own, which include growing taller like how the hell is that gonna happen? HAHA :P since i've got nothing better to do on christmas, i think i should write a letter to santa too(better late than never huh).

Dear Santa,

i have never written a letter to you, but neither have i ever stopped believing in you. so please don't shatter my dreams okay? plus i've been a really good boy this year, i studied really really really REALLY hard, i didn't steal, i didn't shout, i didn't cry, and i didn't pout! so anyway, here are just some of my more important short-term wishes:

#1 : to pass chinese. just a d7 will do, as long as i won't have to go through the torture of learning chinese, ever again. note that this is at number 1.

#33 : get 3 A's for my A levels! shouldn't be too hard since according to caecilia i already know what i want in life.

#40 : RageFaction for ESWC CHAMPIONS!

#41 : and while you're at #40, might as well make us CPL CHAMPIONS as well since its only a few days away.

#47 : a few million singapore dollars. that would be enough to last me my whole life, at least until 2036..

#48 : stop the asteriod from hitting earth in 2036, if that was ever gonna happen. then i can make full use of that few million dollars.

#86 : a yellow lamborghini when i'm old enough to drive. or if that's too much i don't really mind a silver mazda rx-8.

#88 : fiona xie!

#89 : with reference to #88, her clothing can come in another package.

i'm so sorry i don't have a chimney at home, but you can try coming through the main door, it should be big enough for you to fit. i won't turn on the burglar alarm so don't worry! oh and don't make too much noise when you're here okay sow chee is a really light sleeper. Thank you santa! :)

Yours faithfully,
Alvin Lee

on another note, merry christmas & happy holidays to everyone from the moron brothers! enjoy! :)

- flaBBy

elgay is stuck in singapore

2005-12-25T01:01:00.000+08:00

Oh yes i am.the fault is not anybody's and certainly not mine, my passport was found to be dead 7 hrs before my train ride.expired on august. hiaz so suay right? now i am so lonely...all alone in my house with onli my cat. i want to clear a few things up first.

1. i am not gay,if u think i am, i stay in ur parent's room for 1 night den we see k?

2.i do not use steriods although i do suffer breakouts which is a side effect, i do not believe i have reached my genetic limit yet.

3.i do not need 5-ply tissue, i have my handkerchief.

4.santa, pls do not waste good pens on me, give me something abit more practical such as money, i'm sure my kind and good friends will provide me with the pens next year.

not going has its good points and bad. bad cos i miss my elder cousin's wedding(duh) and everybody wanna see me cos i have not seen them since my bbing...i also wanna see them. its a good reason to junk and screw up my competition too.i miss the laksa the nasi lemak(the 1Rm packet one...with the catfish sambal...cannot find in spore...can soot 4 packets in 1 go tt kind),and everything else which is unhealthy, cos the unhealthier it is the nicer it is.LOL... ok jkjk.

the good part is that i now can conc on my perparation which has hit a wall the past few days.and i got no excuse to screw myself up.another good thing is tt i wont be making a person lonely on christmas.=)meow.i can oso go crazy during these 2 days!!! i am KING MAN WOO HOO. empty house is good for S-EX you know? hahahhahaha!

elgay

mary christmas

2005-12-24T22:40:00.000+08:00

there are many things that lead me to this entry. They namely are:
1)the whole world seems to be dying, with or without tsunami
2) a TODAY newspaper article said that the end of the world is 2036 where there is a possibility of a asteriod hitting earth( really .)
3) one blog during my bloghopping adventures inspired me
4) dharma's maid is mary and shes not around for christmas
5) it is CHRISTMAS.

so i decided to pen a letter to santa to help bring me out off this misery. so here goes:

dear santa,
eversince u did not give me my dream school for psle i had stopped believeing in u. it has been a rather uneventfull year for me. i had missed going to vjc and due to unforeseen circumstances i had to even take chinese for another year. just as well, er let bygones be bygones hehe.

phuck la santa, dun let us die too soon can. like 2036?? we only47 years old sia. work so hard then die cant even collect our CPF( ca phui funds) . so santa my first wish is for u to drop over at GOD's place roughly above 7.785 sky miles away and ask him to delay armaggedon can. remember, if we DIE, U DIE TOO. no more elfs for u to use.

for ur easily reference, attached here are bsome of my other minor christmas WISHES ,NEEDS AND HOPES. like for WISH 3) it says have a girl fren as pretty as zhang ziyi. under the needs
section NEED 4) if zhang ziyi cannot then claudia schfiffer also can.
before i forget, NEED4 *) she has to be no taller than 170 cm k. and if u flip the page again the HOPE4) would require her to have a distaste for wearing heels.

yup and the list goes on for pretty easy stuff to acomplish stuff like making me taller and bigger.
need 27) would be a chaffer driven rolls royce , preferably in black thank u.

and oh yeah need 88) is especially inportant, it is 3 As. THREE As. since u decided to skip my house last christmas it isnt 4 As anymore u asshole.

er wish 4) is especially important too ,its require next year batch of J1 to be a bumper harvest of all ' zhang ziyis and cecillia cheungs". and the guys must be around ur standard like short but cute, old but with CHRISTMA.

anyway remember to put on ur reading glasses when u read the rest of the list, my handwritting isnt verey nice and yup its ur fault for not coming on my 3rd christmas.

buts thats not all santa. what is christmas without gifts for everyone??!!!
so here are my gifts for my frens, if it isnt too much trouble pl deliver them too.

for:
dharma, give him back his maid la. and also award him the gift to estimate size properly.

alvin, give him a----- UzaP!!! to be nice, include fiona xie in the PACKAGe.

elton, 5 ply kleenage tissues please. those 2 ply NTUC ones wont do. lotsa G2 and uniball pens and to be nice.,a life-size PussyCat Doll member of his own choice at his 'perusal'.

ngiam, the same gift as dharma but the opp. the one that shrink sizes? yup. and also his 1000 mountain bike. he needs a good bike to ride to tanah merah in 45 mins u noe. elton could use it too!

for the rest of my classmates at 05s204. well errrr just give them the girl of their dreams!!!!ronald included.

so yup santa thats bout all. if i missed out anything, u can check at www.the moronbrothers.blogspot.com

its gonna be a long day tomolo so go get some rest. see ya real soon.

goodnight.

with lotsa love and phuck u if u throw away my letter,

derrick.

elgay is also dying...hahahaha!

2005-12-24T00:49:00.000+08:00

wake up
cook
travel
weigh in
drink shake
run
eat meal 1
sleep 45min
wake up
train
eat meal 2
sleep 45min
wake up
run
eat meal 3
sleep
bath
eat meal 4
go home
eat meal 5
kochoke....hahaha jkjk
eat meal 6 round 11 plus

SLEEP

knnccb....i think can quit sch sia dis kind of trng. lol lucky onli a while nia.den sum pple like my mother like to buy macdonald $2 double cheeseburger put on the dining table for dunno wad FUCK....den oso buy caramel elclair put beside the cabinet.tt night watch soccer cannot tahan whack the burger in 3 bites den next day never lose weight....basket, i oso human right, will be lead into temptation(some kinds more easily den others...hahahahaha).den got sum pple...hiaz dunno wad to say like to make cheesecake oso dunno for wad....make already NEVER MIND right?pple like to bake right? tts their own hobby wad.den bake already must tell me:" wa my cheesecake quite nice u know? can go restaurant and sell."(no not sharon one...tt cheesecake is for drinking....dun kill me).tell me NEVER MIND right? sticks and stones may break elgay's bones but words can never hurt his stomachright?NO~~~~ den must bring all the way to my house and eat infront of me....oso dunno for wad.make me go mad anyhow whack now the neck got one orbacut.so sad.

WHEN SCH REOPENS.......i swear i will onli have time for S-EX....WOOHOO....shiok! anybody want to be my S-EX partner? we can enjoy each other's company and help each other!

Studies and EXercise la u horny piece of SHEEET....wad u thinking...hahaha!elgay is pure and innocent.

ps: elgay is going to msia on dis sunday to attend christmas wedding on monday. yes i know marry on tsunami day v gam.will be back on tuesday afternoon.

elgay

sQueeshy's dying soon...

2005-12-21T00:02:00.000+08:00

Think these are the few times which i'm down, seriously down... i was merely askin for a sponsoreship.

I would, too, think it's demanding for an 18 yr old kid to ask a thousand from his parents. but all i need is about 4 hundred? since you already wanted to get me a new phone, i'm jus diverting the funds to my bike. i don't need a cool phone, my 6100 is workin perfectly for me.

maybe i was stupid to tell her the exact value of it. but i didnt wanna hide. FUCK.

the bike is a second hand. have nv seen that frame before, slick and majestic, i noe i can't miss this. think there's interested buyer, it may go anytime.

cycling has always been my interest, but my parents were never supportive of it. u all shld noe those farnie reasons they gave me, pple getting killed on the road becoz of crazy drivers yah dah yah dah...

i love two wheeling, LET ME BE!

sQueeshy

the week.

2005-12-16T23:43:00.000+08:00

Moppy was at the chalet with the morons on tueasday and wednesday. (damn u idiots free one never come earlier!)
but anyway i had a great amount of fun there especially at night when we were at the bapok land of changi.
the she-males man there are really erm stunning! i swear! we never see such a consolidation of such really good looking people before. i think we just found a new place to go when we grow old.
the list goes like this:
1) the arcade at lucky plaza to play the jacpot machine that devors all our money
2) go geylang and see chicks
3) changi village see even hotter chicks
4) and of course how could we forget, go to church with the chicks from 2 and 3.

but anyway back at the chalet after losing lotsa blood(thru the nose) at changi village, we were back at the room and started talking about erm-- dreams! dun ask why it started but yeah we were trying to find out the best way to get optimun sleep when elgay gave this own personal method of attaining 'good sleep'.
" just wake up at 6 and when, later than sleep again confirm get dream sleep." (go figure, but it will work since this coming from our shake king)
that really ended our conversation until elgay started to semi dream talk again.
but for the sake of maintaining healthly relationships, i shall not elaborate, aha.
--------------------------------------------------

elgay chalet the followiing day was more fierce as it was packed with non stop fighting action((literally)
the only correct thing there was was having lim yun there! i think he really could own this blog if he wanted to. we never seen a person acculumatiing so much gossips of all schools!

aiya the end result all led to one thing.- No money left!
shit. if u all suddenly feel rich or something, please give Moppy our friendly lifeguard a call.
ur efforts real be greatly appreaciated.

good night.

bapok land part 1

2005-12-16T23:15:00.000+08:00

The irony in the whole trip was that we found out the chioest and hottest "ladies" are actually guys.anyway here is a timeline.

we first passed by a hotel before reaching bapok land.i think their business should be quite good. we then reached THE carpark. strategically located and constructed, it boasted a circular track for constant roundabouts for the indesicive horny bastard, it also featured walkways cutting through it for assholes like the mbrothers to walk through and ogle at them.As we entered bapok land, the natives were instantly recognisable.this is elgay's guide8 for the blur and blind

1. they stand still
2. they are at the circumference of the roundabout(*unless it rains)
3. they all bai pose,one feet pointing forward,the other 90 degree away(this sounds freakingly familiar...lol)
4.there are the words "plastic surgery" written on their face
5.they are all taller then me
6.they all have supermodel figures, not a SINGLE one is fat
7.they are either super chio, or super kanna sai
8.they dress up as if they don't

after walking a round, the mbrothers decided that food was more important and proceeded to eat the famous nasi lemak at changi village.i will now let moppy continue the story because i am juz too goddamn lazy

notle

1000 viewer Milestone

2005-12-16T22:23:00.000+08:00

1000 viewer Milestone.

Here, The Moron Brothers would like to thank:
1. everyone for their continual support for visiting our page.
2. those who've been refreshing their browser non-stop to bring up our viewer number.
3. and of cos, ourselves! Also for refreshing our browser non-stop, when making amendments to make sure the site is presentable.

Once again, thank you pple...

Mbrothers

Mbrothers ADVENTURE - 13/14 December

2005-12-14T23:41:00.000+08:00

As usual, all of us were late. us = flab, butt, el and squeesh, not siew eng and olumpas. Had a game of pool and yes, back to the room. EPL highlights, "cheebyes", "KNN", "FUCK" and stuff filled the room.

Just as we were about to leave the room after liverpool's win over mid, this farnie auntie appeared outside our room, no idea if she's about to knock on our door or wat, but this is wat she said. "erm... i would appreciate if u all can lower down ur volume cos it's quite clear for our room next door and we need some rest. i would realli appreciate that."

Mbrothers with one clear voice, ~~yes this is our choice~~, "NO PROBLEM, SORRY AUNTIE~!" haha. sorrie my balls. who in the right frame of mind will come to a chalet and sleep? it's 11.15 onli man, get a life, AUNTIE.

we went to the lounge downstairs. cool, realli cool.. not the lounge but those pple inside it. apparently it's someone's bday and yah... party. old uncles and aunties singing and drinking. there's tis DJ there, pick a song and u'll be able to sing infront of the crowd. AS USUAL, being musically inclined, we decided to do leavin' on a jet plane. AND AS USUAL, being guys with no balls, *ahem*.

My Heart Will Go On. if i'm not wrong, she's a filipino. impressive... jus lyk using the ANG KU KUAY mould, another Celine Dion popped out in the room. conquering every single note in that song, especially those which are a million octave higher. and yes, When You Believe. Celine Dion tranformed into Mariah Carey, and with house singer Whitney Houston, this perfect partnership created a BOOM in the room. WHOO~~

Good apples, bad apples. we realised our singing ain't that bad after all, after a FEW other ah peks and ah mas did they're part it making some noise in the room. i reallli mean noise...

we went off and set on track to see BAPOK at changi village. moPPy's superb suggestion brought us to this junction, pitch dark... we can't see anything, realli.
elgay: wah lan bring us to this shit place!
moPPy: how i noe? morning i came with my dad, damn bright la.
mbrothers - moPPY: chee bye la, MORNING RITE???
walking back wasnt a choice, AS USUAL, being guys with no balls, we clinged on tight to one another, and proceeded step by step. everything went bright after these flight of stairs.

after some walk, we reached BAPOK land. =)

ps: dun think i can express myself well for this later part of the story. explicit content - M18. we shall leave it for our kochoke king, elGay to continue with our adventure. stay tune...

signing off,
sQueeshy

moppy's chalet

2005-12-13T12:19:00.000+08:00

let's recall what happened last friday...

buTTy: where you?
moPPy: reaching already, 15 more mins...
B: okay

15 mins later
B: where you?
M: reaching already, 15 more mins...
B: okay

yet ANOTHER 15 mins later...
B: where you sia?
M: errr reaching reaching 5 more mins...
B: okay faster la

5 mins later...
M: 5 MORE MINS!!!!
B: kkkk

either he has a problem estimating, or he has a problem estimating.

and let's recall what happened yesterday...

4pm
moPPy: you wanna come my chalet today?
flaBBy: huh how come suddenly got chalet?
M: dunno la got some free chalet at a club, wanna come anot?
F: the rest leh?
M: i call them already all of them coming
F: okok i go later

9pm
F: so who's there now?
M: i with my parents only, i couldn't get butty, then elgay and squeeshy can't make it today
F: okayyyyy... so you stay there alone ok.

WHO IS ALL OF THEM!?!?!?! han siew eng and olumpas only right.. hahahahaha!

flaBBy

sQueeshy and his Random Facts

2005-12-12T11:22:00.000+08:00

Been sometime since i last contributed to this blog. Was away and yah dah yah dah...
Here are some interesting facts for everyone which i've came across:

1. The longest word in an Oxford Dictionary is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. And it's plural has the same lenght, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses. (i typed these all out without refering, how bored can i be to memorise them?)

2. The 2nd longest word in an Oxford Dictionary is antidisestablishmenterianism.

3. There are 336 dimples on a golf ball!

4. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

5. 'Steweardesses' is the longest word that is typed with onli the left hand.

There are tons of such nonsense, can't possibly put them all up here. =) i'll post more some other time. =)

signing off,
sQueeshy

gays galore

2005-12-09T01:27:00.000+08:00

there's something wrong with guys these days.

sometime last week, there was this thing going on in mrt toilets. there are 5 urinals in the mrt toilets, and while i'm peeing at the last one. some guy comes to the one beside me and starts looking over at my urinal. oh and it happened like 3 times during that week. wtf?

and just last sunday, there was that gay guitar teacher which butty talked about.

then today, was walking around in meridien hotel, and i walked past this guy who was wearing his shorts really low without underwear. so low that i could see like a bunch of his pubic hair sticking out. wtf!

what's singapore turning into? a gay hub?

flaBBy

for obvious reasons

2005-12-08T19:24:00.000+08:00

requested by butty

notle

Gay guitar teacher and suay sentosa trip

2005-12-06T23:55:00.001+08:00

went for my first guitar lesson with flabby and a few of my 6k friends, elroy, elwin, lynne and waraphorn. the teacher was probably the gayest person ive seen. steven tan. he was hiding among the students pretending to be a student himself, trying to eavesdrop on comments from students. when he introduced himself at the start of the lesson, he was rubbing his thighs.. VIGOUROUSLY.. damn distracting and disgusting.. his pants were super duper tight.. wayway worse than my ex pants(mine wasnt tt bad anyway).. his actions were so gay to such an extend tt i cant find words to express.. anyway nows the finale of the gay guitar teacher.. he was asking, "anybody still need to tune ur guitar?" TWISTING HIS NIPPLES!!! that simply sums up how gay he is..

went to sentosa with 05S202 on tues.. became victims of one of the best koping organisations ive ever seen.. we left our bags and stuff at a hut and went to play volleyball abt 15 metres away... the bags were in our sight but somehow got carried away.. in a space of 15mins.. our bags were ransacked and geok and houying's phone was gone.. ken's camara and 70 bucks from his wallet went missing too... those buggers had time to scan the wallet and just take the cash.. he had the leisure of choosing wad he was stealing.. its seems tt elton's old hp and 2 bucks in the wallet was too low class to steal.. i had to managed to escape from the calamity though.. my bag was untouched.. wad baffles me is how good these theives are nowadays. they probably followed and watched us for quite some time and struck when the iron was hot.. one guy to screen us.. another to watch out for the beach patrol and a few others to kop stuff. the sentosa rangers told us such cases happen abt 4 times a week.. quite dumb ah.. why dun they patrol more often sia.. or maybe set up a bait to nab those fools.. cant stand it.. feel like canoeing over him with my bloodly sampan..

my condolences to geok and houyings handphones as well as ken's camara and 70 bucks..

a note to anyone going to sentosa's silso beach: pls take care of ur valuables.

dharma

Chronicles of life ( and death)

2005-12-05T14:25:00.000+08:00

well, it has been quite some time since the moron brothers met up to moronise so in order not endanger this blog to extinction,i shall er well... talk cock, which by the way is our favorite hobby.there seems to be a deficit( the hell i noe this word, taken from notle.blogspot.com/ i-am-so-gay.blogspot.com) of tabloids in our blog, this is chiefly due to the fact that it is the damn school holidays. never miind, stay tuned when school reopen.
i heard that the new batch of students will number to 675, well SHORT of the 1000 expected. as a result i now will have 16 pathetic souls in my og instead of 30. this is probably due to the fact that the school have freakin retained bout 325 or bout almost the whole damn school. i think the remaining 675 probably have the whole of vs or tkgs or something. those hopeless cases like US!!!( or in the words of notle , we,the pieces of SHEETS)whiuch equates to fun!!
but then again next year cannot play cos got A phuckin levels. shit.maybe if we dun do too well we can go do buiness or something, like sell seafood(yucky's idea) or form a band.
for seafood, elton can cook, dharma will be the beer boy and alvin be the pr manager. ngiam will er prepare the food. which will then leave me with the quality control. haha
or we can have a band( elgays idea) where ngiam sing, elton guitar, i keyboard, alvin drums and dharma dance! and when all u fools out there who want to celebrate u losing ur virginity or ur circumstism can call us.
or else we can start a bank! MBUB moron brothers united bank.er but we need flabby fabulous bank account first. then we can pay u idiots 0.3% interest while u pay us 20% in bank loan fees.
whaha.
er, then again,we probably screw everything up. i think lets stick to studying forr the time being then.
anyway, thats FYMCB for u then. well i mean, flabby yucky moppy choky and butty wish all of u to have a good day ahead. see yaa.

notle's newsflash summary

2005-12-01T13:06:00.000+08:00

now for the summarise report for everybody's easy reading

1. some piece of sheet took away my music video. There will be consequences.

2.Moppy has officially converted from "a big mountainous plate of fried rice" to " a little JUST a little pasta" during buffets.

3.Butty's titanic post was too long so here is a summarised version. Butty banged shi min from e back. his whole head went in. he apologises and will take responsibility over the event.he also learnt never to put his head down again.

notle

Mahjong Idiots

2005-11-30T23:44:00.001+08:00

Apparantly, there are FOOLS like elGAY and moPPy who can't read those "TONG JI" which are used in the page traffic counter. so i've decided to change it to...

DIM SUM~

Just count the number of DIM SUM at the hundredth place and so on, and u'll get ur figure.
Simple enough, you bunch of FOOLS?

PS: about MY mighty words, it's a seafood stall in a neighbourhood hawker center, not a RESTAURANT. Cut cost, higher profit margin.
Ngiam and his business mind, simply unstoppable.

ngiam

sQueeshy's mighty words

2005-11-30T10:17:00.000+08:00

"you know what? the best way to earn money is to set up a seafood stall at some hawker center with cheap rental. now all we need, is to learn how to cook really good seafood..."

flaBBy

sQueeshy’s 1st Day at Work

2005-11-28T23:53:00.000+08:00

“They laughed at me when I started my online business. When I show them my profit, they started asking me to coach them.” This is the headline of the flyer I gave out, sounds cliché. Adam Khoo, trying out his new stunts again, gives an online course about internet marketing. In actual fact, he’s trying to expand his database. Smart ASS…

“They gave me that look when I said I’m distributing flyers. When I told them my pay, they asked if I’ve got anymore lobang.” -Ngiam ’05- You bunch of NIGGARS! <--- highlight the last word to see. Haha.

I’ve learnt quite some stuff today. Tips on printing flyers, ways to distribute flyers and most importantly, to “GENG”.

Was allocated to City Hall, outside Starbucks, towards Raffles City. Guess what…? I got shoo-ed off after 4mins 37 seconds. When I turn back to collect my remaining 1.8k pieces of flyer, guess what…? Some bastard took my TODAY. Daring piece of shit, don’t let me find out who you are. Now to the other city hall exit, the Peninsula exit.

In front of me were these three other beings giving out flyers. They speak ultra profound Chinese. Chim. Damn CHIM, cause I can’t comprehend what in the world they were talking about. Being the usual kind soul, I stood behind them, a few meters further from the front line, the EXIT OF THE MRT STATION. They were giving out some nonsense advertisement, as if mine’s not. Yah, but… the printing seems to matter a lot.

Some didn’t bother to take those from THOSE CHINESE in front, but they took mine after a glance at it. Red bold fonts on yellow paper with a catchy headline. Not bad huh… The crowd came before ten, working adults. After that, HELL. The countdown for lunch was as if 10hr14min43s?

I met people from all walks of life. Let’s see… Malays are they nicest. Think they took most of my 1.1k distributed. Not trying to be sexist, ladies are better. Some guys are quite… farked up. Flyers, if it’s me, I wouldn’t bother too. Here’s some of their reactions when I step up.

Take,

and say, “thank you.”
smile. =)
stare into the flyer.
after having 3 other flyers from THOSE CHINESE.
and say, “so many? Why don’t u all gimme cash?”
stack with those from THOSE CHINESE, throw.
didn’t even peek, walk off.

Didn’t take,

And say, “thank you.”
Hands up, and say, “thank you.”
Hands up.
Pretend to talk into their cellphone.
Look straight, walk.
And say, “have already.” (my balls)
And say, “sorry”
And say, “I’ve got a lot already.” With those 3 pieces in their hands from THOSE CHINESE.

Some are nice, some are not. Good apples, rotten apples.

My last hour was the slowest. Damn slow man, worse than a punctured car. NO LINK. Yah. 1.45, I took out another 8 pieces. “I shall leave after this.” That 8 pieces went out fast. 1.48, I left the platoon of flyer distributors. Bah…

“oh, forgot to tell ya pple jus now, report back to office when u’re done. See ya at 1430. =)” I got this message on the train. It’s only 1355. I called my friend, and he’s on his way back too. So, WHO CARES? Haha. We reached office at 1415 after some slow walk from mrt station to Keppel towers.

TIRED~!

Rogerout,
sQueeshy

sQueesHy carnage.

2005-11-26T16:45:00.000+08:00

Being a good spot, joseph have kindly posed for a photo for us. We would like to thank joseph for his kindness.

moPPy's Bitch Patrol

2005-11-26T16:16:00.000+08:00

moPPy's ~~Bitch~~ Patrol >your life, his life<

A man of wonder, he can save you from the deep blue sea.
Forget about those "lifeguards" at siloso who's always asleep. moPPy!
>your life, his life<
For more enquires, please call 91706320.

sQueeshy

moppy goes church.

2005-11-26T01:00:00.000+08:00

moppy friend figured out that moppy could use some religion on his sad life and thus invited him to church. the enticement of free pizza and games succeeded in pulling him to this church in katong shoppin centre( which was pretty cool). and so moppy met many new friends while playing games like goosball( why is pronounced as foosball huh when it is g-o-o-s) anyway after the games the sermon started and honestly moppy was feeling very sleepy for he never got much sleep last night. and so while praying moppy.....
but anyway the speaker for today came from australia from kushima or sth( dunno how to pronoune) and he was like asking the people to break out of all their restriction and stuff like that.
which was very useful if siew eng was there , maybe she can relak for a while with poor moppy allowance.
and so while moppy was there he actually made good his time by thinking bout things in the world now and so he realised this year definitely is not a good year for anyone.
there was lots of speculation that the end of the world is coming. damn
moppy dun wan to die yet. moppy got lotsa of thing to do.
1) spend savings first and help flabby spend his( tis more important)
2) fix his hair
3) grow taller
4) learn majong( so i can read the bloody numbers u idiots can put digits)and a thousand more things

but than then again if going to die hair nice also useless la. unless go heaven the time they judge hair. like that elgay how???
but never mind elgay say he wanting to turn to muslim so never mind. wahah.
which reminds me of yeaterday when me squeeshy flabby ate with the squashy people. scar face was like educating us on religion and like where would we go when we die and stuff. like if u follow god u will go to heaven and stuff.
but really if u dont go church means u dun folllow god??
i dont think so sia.u can still believe in him while at home right. as long we live proper to our own expectations right.hehe
or maybe thats just an excuse. haha.
okok tired already, time to sleep. tink , moppy babbled too much already. go and be good boy and girls.
and dun steal like that see u hopefully in heaven then.

but if i dont, i didnt really wanted to take so much money u know......

night.

moPPy

smlj......

2005-11-25T13:13:00.000+08:00

dunno why...my last music video cost so much problem.seems that it turns the site into a *beep* site. so after careful deliberation and and for the wellbeing of the site, i have decided to change it.i like blowfishes now.everybody knows that theres only one pussycat now in my life...so i dunno wad is all the flak about.haha. damn stupid.I like dis song,bout holding hands. LOL but nontheless v meaningful and relavant.

notle

ps:never take up my offer ah?

hey...hey baby....i wanna know~~~ if you'll be my girl!

2005-11-23T23:01:00.000+08:00

I just made a trip to the esplanade today. saw a 3-man band playing.alot of lao nian dai pple there v nice and entertaining....juz simple simple shake-along songs...those evergreen songs, no stupid amp effects or complicated stuff.tomorrow playing tom jones stuff,think i will make a trip there with my mother.i want to play also!! I want to make band i want to do alot of things.i want these few pieces of sheeets to help me...hardest part is finding vocalist...so i need squeeshy and i need a superstar with superstar smile so i need flabby....i oso need a keyboardist so i need moppy...i will worry bout drummer later.how how? want to play songs?

i appoint myself the music-video-decider and will change it according to my mood. i like pussycats now.

TiTaNiC

2005-11-23T20:35:00.000+08:00

todae is the weirdest dae of my life..
the dae started out as usual as i was having my 'first-ever' proper water training since the competition ended.. wad a great way to mark the start of my canoeing career.. was supposed to glide up and down but ambitious me started charging.. WITH MY HEAD DOWN.. not for long.. i heard a yell, "AUNTY MA!!!!!'' i raised my head and my fat t1 boat was head on shimin and yayun's k2. before i could even stop the bloodly boat let alone think abt the conseaquences, BOOM!!! my boat crashed into the fragile and lousy k2.. the whole head of my boat went into the k2.. the destruction was massive and it left a HUGE hole. yayun was shouting like rose in titanic, '' the boat is SINKING!'' arggghhh... canoeing training really started with a bang.. our team now has one less boat coz the sch doesnt haf enuf funds to repair till next year... wth..
i have learnt a valuable lesson.. nver to put my head down while canoeing..

my apologies to the mjc canoeing team for my foolish actions...

butty

bowling

2005-11-22T01:39:00.000+08:00

today, i'm here to tell you a story about moppy's bapok bowling shots. ever seen a bowling ball move at 0.24912311908237193 km/h? if you haven't, you should join the moron brothers when we bowl, and you can get to see moppy's legendary bowling techniques! oh and he got owned by sharon.

flaBBy

Back to Homeground

2005-11-21T00:04:00.000+08:00

It was short, one and a half day. Time flies when activities fill your day, with those UNFORGETABLE moments.

Day 1

Farking memorable all THANKS to Jay Ong, who humanely suggested grant me half a packet of flour and a pail of water. Ended up with an unbelievably cool hair style. That thing was bloody shitty, I ended up having tons of people around me trying to get those harden flour, I mean DOUGH, outta my god damn head. Thanks atiqah, my fellow ape.

CHUN WAI~!~! The Morons’

No. 1 IDOL

My first honorable conversation with him:
“Guys, do u all know how to play this game?”
Like… wtf is the game we’re playing?
“oh, we’re playing human battleship.”

My second:
Bomb D4
“Hey, u shouldn’t shout across, or ya gonna expose yourself!”
That is such a first-class insight when the freaking grid is so bloody small and as if the other team is made up of superhuman with ultrasonic ears.

I lost him for the rest of the day. =(

Day 2

CHUN WAI~!~! *The DIVA*
[Livin Da Vida Loca]
Some superb cartwheels which looks lyk some diagonal frog jumps.
I’m farking crude, enuff~

Vega is so damn exciting with adrian, hilmi, nallu, atiqah and zehou.
Now that Zehou is our OHL, we’ve form the NINJA TURTLES, accompanied by April O’neil. VEGANS the unbeatable.

The Story has yet to begin… Orientation 2006

sQueeshy

back from the dead.

2005-11-20T23:24:00.000+08:00

after protesting my unhappiness with the treatment given to me by the usless moron brothers, moppy is back with a vengence. OGL was preetty ok, we learnt a lot of things, and they are NOT linked to ogl things at all! damn ! no gossips during ogl camp, sargas was more or less dead. maybe the only caonsolation was i got yue han to sleep with me at night....

moPPy

Mr Lonely.....everybody go camp

2005-11-19T21:15:00.000+08:00

Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got that one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

bldy weikang left out yours truely in the pic. must be i too big already...cannot fit into the viewer...HAHA!!! .........im still lonely......

MeRidiAN BasH

2005-11-19T01:25:00.000+08:00

JC1 bash finally over and so is the dance. THANKS!!!! ... really go put the video on the blog... luckily its damn blur and i din shake my butt... i really din.. so shld be fine.. pls dun feel free to view tt video.. this goes out to anyone viewing this blog.. even if anyone does.. its hard to see which is me...

butty

Meridian Superstar

2005-11-19T01:18:00.000+08:00

The Moron Brothers' NUMBER ONE IDOL!

Mambo Number 5

EXCLUSIVE: Our very own buTTy in action!

U piece of SHEEEET.

2005-11-18T18:22:00.000+08:00

wa kan pubor u all pple damn free.

Screwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u guys....Im going home!

sQueeshy

2005-11-18T00:20:00.000+08:00

sQueeshy has decided to change his colour set.

RED is now mine. =)

buTTy prepares nuggets to energize him for his Gunbound games.

sQueeshy

uGin and Pencil Cases

2005-11-18T00:04:00.000+08:00

Just rode out to receive another present from edrei. It's another pencil case. Thanks pal. =)

PANDA. Although it's abit old-fashioned, but i enjoy using it. Since pri. 3, that thing has been by my side all day night. It's not easy to throw it aside now.

i appreciated everything u've done, whether i got to see the end product or not. THANKEW~~ =)

Anyway, bUTty's dancing tml~! ain't it cool?
*shake ur bom-bom*
ALL SHALL BE DOWN FOR BASH!

sQueeshy

<17th November> The BIG Day

2005-11-17T00:57:00.000+08:00

Thanks to all Moron Brothers for the prezzies. =) and the wonderful candle-less oREO roMEO cheesecake.

Not even a hi-bye friend, just an anquaintance, a smile or a dao.
FATE brought us together on bus 76. 76 76, maybe this would be my lucky number.
Sister's birthday's on 17th nov, so is mine.
"What should i buy for my sis? What is spastic here? I wanna get something spastic for her."
The colourful and flowery TY bear landed in my hands.
7.90 for her present, 10 for mine. sQueeshy is jus another lucky chap.
Thanks SingHui.

sQueeshy

the friendly salesgirl

2005-11-16T23:59:00.000+08:00

there's this REALLY friendly woman working at parkway 77th street. once she saw moppy she went beserk over his hairstyle and kinda went crazy.
when i asked her to help me get something, she went "EHHHH WAIT WAIT I VERY BUSY"
then when we were leaving, she said "THANK YOU! HAVE A NICE DAY!"
and when we came back, she waved to us and said "HELLO!!!"
and yes, the caps aren't there for nothing. oh man moppy's hair is just too enticing.

flaBBy

sQuasHy Squashed

2005-11-16T19:45:00.000+08:00

wad a great dae.. paid 5.80 for a cab to see squashy get squashed in a chinese prison.

butty

MOPpy

2005-11-16T19:40:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone, i'm here to give a brief introduction of myself. First of all, my name is Derrick Goh Guo Hao, and moppy is my nickname, which is named after the very messy and mop-resembling hairstyle that i sport. ( evryone of u bloody idiots can go and die and die and die and die die die .) Anyway, my mother's name is Han Siew Eng, and my father's name will be announced soon. Please stay tuned for more news on my family!

MOPpy

Dream On !!!

The Peeing Girl

2005-11-16T16:18:00.000+08:00

Things were fine until this little girl started peeing into a plastic bag with her parent's help, not knowing they were in a FOODCOURT.

sQueeshy

The Moron Brothers

2005-11-16T15:36:00.000+08:00

Flabby
Moppy
Elgay
Squeeshy
Butty

anymore?