deja vu

this after exam nothing to do feeling is back again! but its definetely better than having books to accompany u haha. its been so long that i almost forgotten the user name and password! but i still recalled as its such a silly one haha. anyway someday i will be back to reflect my whole life at meridian jc, naybe all of us should do that too! take care and go get a job ba!

moppy

A LEVELS? TO HELL WITH IT

oh hi..
the exams are halfway through so yes the morons will(i think) be back soon.. or not!

TO HELL WITH THE EXAMS, GIVE US BACK OUR LIVES DAMMIT

still the same old flabby

Notice.

the moron brothers are all struck with brain cancer and are on the verge of dying. stay tune for more details.

moppy.

The Victorian Tabloid

The Victorian Tabloid

the gods must be crazy.

well it seems like the world have really gone crazy. in taiwan there are political chaos, in iran theres this nuclear crisis, in north korea the kim jung whatever croonies refuse to stop threatening to blow the world up and even right here in the eastern part of singapore theres a big problem called the mid year exams.
just as well good riddance to it, the mye finally over. i think i just might fair a bit better than last time for there is no way to deprove anyway. but really, the world really seems to be a terrible place to live in now, dont u think? haha pretty girls are gettin as seldom as my As while gayism is become increasing rampant.
all this shit can only be credited to one person though.that is women. or woman rather. let me explain this very very interesting theory i came up while daydreaming during maths. long long time ago, way before there was anything on earth, there used to be two people living in a garden of eden somewhere someplace. those two people were adam and eve and eve was said to be created from ribs of adam by god. but anyway those two people stayed in the garden for many many time happily naked for they were very much pure people with no brains. god had told eve before that there is this fruit of knowledge that they should not eat for its potent and dangerous.
and being woman, eve just had to eat that damn fruit. can u imagine if she didnt?????!!!!!
there wouldnt be nuclear weapons anymore. THERE WOULDNT BE CHEMISTRY AND MATHEMATICS. how beautiful the world would be!we just have to sing dance and screw around day and night. i wouldnt mind. damn! why cant i just be the first man aka adam. i wouldnt mind having a few more ribs taken out from me to make more eve. ( but they musnt look the same.)
sadly, it was not meant to be.i probably end up failing chemistry.its all eve fault. damn.i hope if i be good and sweet and nice god would put me in such a garden when i die. as a bonus maybe a can get to choose eve too. i swear i wont try to taste the fruit of knowledge. afterall its obviously disgusting.

if everything i said does not make sense, its normal. i guess u had too much of the fruit of knowledge. if u relak one corner for about 1month, i am sure u will end up like this.

get some rest anyway. congrats.
u survived the midyears.

good night!

moppy.

french ownage (think its steriods)

WOW. wad a performance. personally i was rooting for brazil cos i like sambal football juz like any other singaporean.but if the Performance put on by brazil was flair and entertaining france was all about poise and elegance. like a breakdancer VS. a ballroom dancer.The french have produced many good classy and sinful stuff....french fries, french toast, french wines and french kiss.HAHA . actually i dunno how they managed to pull it off suddenly . steroids? i mean they played like french poodle SHIT in e group stages pls.


wa then zidane suddenly become god like lo.

think he putting on a show all this while la how can suddenly become so shen? french good actors right?put on show act like a oldie den come world cup show his true power.e rest oso.you have a whole cast. its a machamp l.o.t.r la.

zidane is gandalf. come back from e dead.
henry is aragon. the valiant warrior and hero.
ribery who run up and down e whole day cause headache is legolas.aragon's understated sidekick.(maybe juz not as handsome onli)
barthez is grimly. a clown.
viera and makalele is frodo and sam.the unsung heros who faces the greatest challenges.



i reckon zidane, makalele and viera must be the strongest mid field trio currently in e world cup lor.

OREO!

HAHA.

oops.


nights.

Mid yr headache world cup fever

hello. doing my part go keep dis blog going.lol.i promise to blog at least once a week from now on! yeah man!!


world cup is on....hiaz....it takes u up it takes u down. most pple i know start winning end up losing.Those who should be winning forgot to bet. correct not dharma? hahaha.Anyway i love footie and love a friendly wager.but the emotional turmoil is too great so i decided to stop after breaking even( ok la actually i lost 5 dollars, anybody who told u they broke even are liars and most probably lost money..haha).

one night argentina took me to cloud nine after winning a bundle the next day italy took me down to the bowels( i think rectem) of hell.and the next day esther lai took me to her office.(i should have stayed in hell).i stopped after that match.staring into blank space at 5am after losing the match is just not good especially when the night b4 u very happy and could sleep blissfully.imagine dis fucking cycle going on and on everyday. its like getting dumped one day den getting patched back and sex the other on off on off.(no i am still a virgin btw tt was juz an anology).definately not good for studying haha.u only work on ur mental sums and probability skills.

speaking of principal i think i must have had some ass luck tt day. an innocuous fonecall from the school summoned me to haslinda office whereby we talked bout my results and stuff. cool stuff and the scolding and stuff was good motivation to study. e only mistake was tt i said i watched e world cup i said i watched " 1 or 2" matches and only watched e " 9 pm" ones but tt seemed tantamount to murder and was the weapon against me later on by miss lai.so after going off i got another fone call dis time the sch clerk said esther lai wants to see me.

hong gan.

wtf. all my frens never kanna y i kanna. cos i too handsum izit?lol. anyway a long story short is that esther lai sures know how to make u feel like SHIT and a worthless piece of crap.i put on my blurfuck face and juz nodded.( trying to answer back is suicidal trust me). but she still shoot me left right center. den say still want see my parents summore. hiaz.


oh well chemistry is gone. i hope i can pass my math can econs tt will be sum progress from fff. lol i cant get any worse anyway!

tts all nights!


elgay

confessions of a botak

amist the disgusting midyrs, i shall make a feable attempt to salvage our blog and distress.

its been a week since i shaved my head and it been an eye opening experience really.. being a Victorian.. i used to baulk at our track and cross country rivals, chinese high, for their cleanly shaved heads.. to think tt im one of them now..

Its amazing how doing something together can bond the team.. i dunno abt the others but i definitely feel the team is more united after opting for our latest hairdo.. being a lonely botak, dere seems to be a sense of belonging when the guys are hanging around, comparing with one another who looks better without hair.. it is satisfying to know that everyone in the team is willing to sacrifice a part of themselves to boost the team's morale.. raymond can no longer admire his golden fringe and jon cannot smear wax before he goes to sleep.. regardless of our result at national champs, im proud of the guys and losing some hair is definitely worth it.. kudos to the botaks!

imagine if the girls team decides to shave too!! though it would not happen in another million light years, it would be cool to see a bunch of natalie portmans amongst out team.. she looked awesome in v for vendetta anyway..

dere are downsides.. apart from looking a like a fierce jailbird with a scar from a slash during one of those routine gangfights and getting those "hey ah beng wads up stares".. im tired of explaining to ppl that im not a ns man.. not to mention the reaction from my mom, "want to be a monk ah?" still not quite used to it though.. end up swishing a palm full of shampoo when i end up realising tt a 5cent coin size of it will do.. elton warned us abt the period when ur hair is neither long nor short.. ends up looking like a stiff brush.. we'll see abt tt when the time comes..

for the time being.. its back to the midyrs

dharma