bapok land part 1

The irony in the whole trip was that we found out the chioest and hottest "ladies" are actually guys.anyway here is a timeline.

we first passed by a hotel before reaching bapok land.i think their business should be quite good. we then reached THE carpark. strategically located and constructed, it boasted a circular track for constant roundabouts for the indesicive horny bastard, it also featured walkways cutting through it for assholes like the mbrothers to walk through and ogle at them.As we entered bapok land, the natives were instantly recognisable.this is elgay's guide8 for the blur and blind

1. they stand still
2. they are at the circumference of the roundabout(*unless it rains)
3. they all bai pose,one feet pointing forward,the other 90 degree away(this sounds freakingly familiar...lol)
4.there are the words "plastic surgery" written on their face
5.they are all taller then me
6.they all have supermodel figures, not a SINGLE one is fat
7.they are either super chio, or super kanna sai
8.they dress up as if they don't

after walking a round, the mbrothers decided that food was more important and proceeded to eat the famous nasi lemak at changi village.i will now let moppy continue the story because i am juz too goddamn lazy

notle