-reborn-

Finally i am back.
i apologise for my long delay due to me checking out the prerequsites for joining NYP. i heard its a cool place there where people do films with their handphones!!! so should i not graduate to uni i can head there and be a star in 10- min long videos.
then u guys can support me by buying t-shirts cups and other memerobilia named after me.

anyway enough bout that already i shall go on to something else. since last time we blogged and got our selves a few New friends, i think its better to mock something else.

anyway i read with great amusement that malaysia seems to be building a new causeway to replace the old one . the funny thing is they never really did informed Sngapore about it.
And they said that it would be one ' scenic half-bridge'!!!!!!
huh?
how can a bridge be scenic when its half????
wait a min, how can it even be a bridge when its half????
Kars kant fly kant swim u noe unless they can james bond or something la.
i dun understand sia. maybe politics is like that, its not meant to be understood.just like chemistry.

to the local news, i read this article which featured old ACSI boys working in the singapore sports council.
it wrote:
RI boys may rule the country, but ACSI boys own it.

FUCK U!!!!
we VS boys pay our taxes too u bitch!!!!

just because their school not some funny funny motto means good leh. our nil sine labore is obviously better. we even live by the opp of it . labore nil sine
we labor without hard work k, much smarter than them...

but really if RI boys rule the country and ACSI boys own it then what do we VS boys do????

oh i noe.
we SLACK in it. labore nil sine u see.

GET thaTT RIGHT.maybe i should study really hard and be a journalist.then i can publish biase remarks. maybe the moron brothers should all become journalist. then with elGAY as the chief editor of the newspaper we can call it-- ' The Straight Times'

but its kinda of unfair leh. what bout catholic high and chines high boys????
i think maybe they just sit down there and peitition and protest against the RI ENGLISH rule or something.

monfort how???

er...ER...

they just play badminton la.


see ya soon.
moPPy



p.s this entry solely trys to invoke laughter only. if u do not find it amusing just laugh off at my feeble attempt.take care then.

MIA

Seems like the rest of them are busy with their stuff, and I'm the only active one here.

Elton: Busy hiding behind the LTs hanky pankying with *ahem*.
Alvin: Busy with his *ahem*. Forever going out siaL.
Dharma: Busy with his sapam rowing and girls who are crowding around him like mbrother's one and only meh-neh-___ *ahem*.
Derrick: I've got no idea what this asshole is busy with. Forever not in skool.

Anyway, yes.. this place will soon become my blog. DOMINATION.

There's these two things which actually amazed me, serious:

1: This happened a few days back. I was on my way home from school after training on bus 55 when this SR girl boarded the bus. She sat down on one of the four royal seats in those classic SBS buses where u're able to see you fellow passangers. The bus accelerated and she dropped some stuff on the floor. This kind lookin auntie opposite her picked it up for her and guess wat...? it's TWO brand new bottles of RENU contacts solution. The news is already burning hot and yah, i don't know why she bought it. Blind herself so that she can get out of that sheet school of hers? =x

2: That day Mr. Aaron Luke Tan (alt) wanted the list of name of my kids who're going to be playing for nationals. NRIC, class and yah dah yah dah. Some of them didn't give me their full name and yes, I had to go ask them one by one. I came to this name "Janice Yip" on the list. "oei, what's your full name?" and guess wat she did...?!?! SHE TOOK OUT HER NRIC TO CHECK HER NAME. OMG!!! and amazingly, she found out that her full name is YIP SZE YING JANICE. anyway, she's my v.cap. =)

gtg collect some knee guard sia. uGin and his broken knee.

sQueeshy

Total Defence Day

my post here ain't got any link to the title alrite? haha.

anyway, for some bloodie reason my name is up on the chem notice board, bout the chem test last week. i'm the last guy out of us 3 jus becoz i'm in 224 and their class is of a lower digit and yes, for fuck sake, ZERO cos i didnt take the fuckin paper not ZERO cos i'm dumb. although i might still be on the same sheet (shit) of paper if i've taken it, it wouldnt be so bloody obvious at the bottom right? hell man...

anyway, i found some bikers in skool. but pavement seems to be a better choice for them. tat's jus lyk playin ping pong on the teachers' table with our calculator cover. =)

forget it.
alrite, happy total defence day... ENJOY~!

sQueeshy

my valentine.

damn our blog is getting really dead. since tomolo is valentine day i shall now start to mutter some rubbish regarding love then.
firstly, my mom had some chinese horoscope book which she had me to read a couple of days back. she particularly refered me to the studies section which said that this year is not a particularly good year for dragon babies to excel in their studies. cool, at least i got some xcuse should i fail my a levels. being me, i ' accidently looked under the love section which said that dragon babies would find love this year...

so now where i start to talk cock....

if dragon babies should find love this year then all our girlfren also dragon ar! furthur more the book said i should beware of the snake and goat. so means i am fine la!! cos all my fren dragon.cool.

so which means according to the stars in the sky i should be looking for a 1988 baby, ( girl preferably) , with no relations to goat and snake, and have the favorite colours of green and brown.

which means we are all lookin for the same girl , for we are all DRAGONS!!!

kkk, i thhink we can consider girlfren sharing then. there isnt so many other dragons with the stated qualifications.

sigh... have a nice valentines day.with ur other dragons i hope.

if not...

moppy
said.

coincidence.

i realised at the far side of this world lies a group of people who shares the same interest as us. they too have nicknames for everyone!!! and there are 5 of them!!! and they are sisters!!! maybe we should merge...haha.

moPPy.

Biking

If we wait for the traffic to clear and drivers to learn to share the roads with us, might as well forget it!
-uGin 2:14

Pray for Us

Suumm...
Leeeeaaaannnn...
Pllleeeaassee...
Soo Juusstt...
I Juussttt...

sQueeshy

turbulance.

in the midst of a super bad flu i had to come up with this entry to summarise and dispel all the happenings in this week. firstly apparantly two assholes from here decided to impersonate me for no reason at all. at least they didnt type bad stuff or they would die horribly. anyway this period here have been a challenging one for us for somehow or the other we have suddenly became MARKED men. this is probably due to the content on the blog which all of us here sees it as nothing offensive.
actually Come ON!! i mean a blog contains whatever the authors want to rant and bitch bout. we did not come up with a blog to tell others how gay we are or our gay exploits or what did we buy at NTUC today. we are here to provide entertainment for ourselves in a self-depreciating and fun manner to substantiate or boring lives in jc. somehow or the other we had accidently stepped on other people toes without even bitching bout anyone. however we never intended to critically harm anyone feelings.For the goodwill of the weak and the weak-hearted we then advise u to better not visit our blog. To us gossipiing and bitching means hackin down a persons character, something that we certainly do not do. we do not go around saying how horny or bastardly a person is. what we do however :) , is to laugh at the ongoings that happens around the school. we never wanted to create the blog to be another xiaxue, to have supporters but if people support us then so be it.
as such, we would not let this episode take us down. we will definetely still entertain ourselves with the stuff around school by bloggin in our usual manner that we do.however we woulnt mind anyone tag comments on our blog to give CONSTRUCTIVE feedback to us. to our detractors who bear grudges against us, we would not bother to rebuke u anymore for there is no need to.

faux pas philosophor(damn hard to spell) moppy have this phrase for everyone!

'for those that hate us no convincing is enough, for those that believe in us no convincing is required.' moppy 1:23

we hope we gave our thoughts on this episode and we hope to have ur love.haha take care and see ya.

moPPY.

p.s we also certainly hope we wont fail our As bloggin! :)