mary christmas

there are many things that lead me to this entry. They namely are:
1)the whole world seems to be dying, with or without tsunami
2) a TODAY newspaper article said that the end of the world is 2036 where there is a possibility of a asteriod hitting earth( really .)
3) one blog during my bloghopping adventures inspired me
4) dharma's maid is mary and shes not around for christmas
5) it is CHRISTMAS.

so i decided to pen a letter to santa to help bring me out off this misery. so here goes:

dear santa,
eversince u did not give me my dream school for psle i had stopped believeing in u. it has been a rather uneventfull year for me. i had missed going to vjc and due to unforeseen circumstances i had to even take chinese for another year. just as well, er let bygones be bygones hehe.

phuck la santa, dun let us die too soon can. like 2036?? we only47 years old sia. work so hard then die cant even collect our CPF( ca phui funds) . so santa my first wish is for u to drop over at GOD's place roughly above 7.785 sky miles away and ask him to delay armaggedon can. remember, if we DIE, U DIE TOO. no more elfs for u to use.

for ur easily reference, attached here are bsome of my other minor christmas WISHES ,NEEDS AND HOPES. like for WISH 3) it says have a girl fren as pretty as zhang ziyi. under the needs
section NEED 4) if zhang ziyi cannot then claudia schfiffer also can.
before i forget, NEED4 *) she has to be no taller than 170 cm k. and if u flip the page again the HOPE4) would require her to have a distaste for wearing heels.

yup and the list goes on for pretty easy stuff to acomplish stuff like making me taller and bigger.
need 27) would be a chaffer driven rolls royce , preferably in black thank u.

and oh yeah need 88) is especially inportant, it is 3 As. THREE As. since u decided to skip my house last christmas it isnt 4 As anymore u asshole.

er wish 4) is especially important too ,its require next year batch of J1 to be a bumper harvest of all ' zhang ziyis and cecillia cheungs". and the guys must be around ur standard like short but cute, old but with CHRISTMA.

anyway remember to put on ur reading glasses when u read the rest of the list, my handwritting isnt verey nice and yup its ur fault for not coming on my 3rd christmas.

buts thats not all santa. what is christmas without gifts for everyone??!!!
so here are my gifts for my frens, if it isnt too much trouble pl deliver them too.

for:
dharma, give him back his maid la. and also award him the gift to estimate size properly.

alvin, give him a----- UzaP!!! to be nice, include fiona xie in the PACKAGe.

elton, 5 ply kleenage tissues please. those 2 ply NTUC ones wont do. lotsa G2 and uniball pens and to be nice.,a life-size PussyCat Doll member of his own choice at his 'perusal'.

ngiam, the same gift as dharma but the opp. the one that shrink sizes? yup. and also his 1000 mountain bike. he needs a good bike to ride to tanah merah in 45 mins u noe. elton could use it too!

for the rest of my classmates at 05s204. well errrr just give them the girl of their dreams!!!!ronald included.

so yup santa thats bout all. if i missed out anything, u can check at www.the moronbrothers.blogspot.com

its gonna be a long day tomolo so go get some rest. see ya real soon.

goodnight.

with lotsa love and phuck u if u throw away my letter,

derrick.